Tuesday, September 7, 2010

what goes up, must come down.

When people were living in the 1920's, they never really understood how lucky and happy life was. They partied and spent money and built buildings and in general, had the time of their lives. It was until 1931 that previously blue skies turned black with pollution until all great things were blocked by this sludgy period called the depression. No one really knew that something so horrible was coming, because when something is THAT good in such a short period of time, sometimes a wall and a street crash together and the whole world falls apart.

Okay. so how is thisi relevant to anything apart from a history test? well. you know how yesterday i posted a post about being SUPER productive? Let me tell you how 'productive' TODAY was.
  • Got home at 3:50
  • Walked Pepper until 5:15
  • Began to watch random crappy tv show
  • Sat there and snacked the whole time on unhealthy food until 7:15
  • Am blogging.
I have done SO LITTLE so far it only took up FIVE dot points. now look at how many dot points were in my previous post. Here is my theory. Our decisions to be productive are like a tiny tennis ball at the top of a snowy mountain. If we take a tiny step to snack and watch a little bit of tv, suddenly you have tumbled into a giant snowball of crap where you have ate lots of crap and watched lots of crap and become a piece of crap.

Now say you decide to shower and NOT snack or watch tv. You step onto a glowing escalator this fluffy instead of retardedly corrugated and almost without effort, climb up on the stairway to the heaven of productiveness and once you have reached the top, you feel like you are floating in the air....because you are. because really, you become an angel in the heaven of productiveness.

So the choice should be simple? Became a piece of crap, or become an angel in the heaven of productiveness? WRONG. because of a little three letter word called SIN. and shapes sensations. a little will only lead to the whole box and a stomach full of retarded wiggly shapes that have been baked not fried even though it probably doesn't make that big of a difference because in the end it just becomes a piece of ****. in your intestines.



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